The Sugar Plum Pharaohs (& Other Nymphology)

PROMETHEUS & PANDORA

Chapter 4:

‘Songs From The Sugar Plum Pharaohs (& Other Nymphology)’

Prometheus & Pandora

Answer the PROUST Questionnaire

From ‘Insanity Bare’ Magazine !

– WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF PERFECT HAPPINESS?

Prometheus: Perfect Happiness is for Dimwits. I will be happy when all is done, meanwhile, smoking a pleasant blend & working comes close.

Pandora: Being experienced but not yet seen. To be invisible is to be indivisible & only by being ‘felt’ can one truly be ‘seen’.

– WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Prometheus: ATLAS losing his mind. Can YOU imagine an ATLAS with Alzheimer’s?

Even more, I am embarrassed to say that I retain an irrational fear of large portly men of the type who wear loafers & carry small tiny hand held dogs around. I am not as of yet certain from whence this fear stems. But it is genuine & real.

Other than that I have no particular fear of Hollywood Agents & Executive types ‘Per Se’,

While some of my best friends are in the Music Business!

I HAVE ALWAYS HAD a sense that if I missed out on a RUNNING JOKE the comics would run off with my world.

Pandora: People rediscovering that the world is ‘round’ but not a globe.

It would place in jeopardy several of my most useful enterprises.

I am also fearful of the prospects of losing my copyrights on the MOON that Prometheus designed especially for my tribes & me. With the Zugebrian Time Lords, NOTHING is sacred & an attack is always immanent. ANY human intellectual or spiritual progress is seen by them as betrayal & possibly punishable by death.

– WHICH HISTORICAL FIGURE DO YOU MOST IDENTIFY WITH?

Prometheus: Myself. I did not get to be Prometheus by identifying too heavily with other moody & sullen bitches.

I were also quite fond of Napoleon.

“I Knew Napoleon When His Hair Was Nappy,

We Only Called Him ‘Leon’ To Make His Mama Happy”.

Though his hair was never quite as nappy as Beethoven’s, his ATTITUDE was.

Pandora: Lady Godiva. I told her to put some clothes on but she rightfully said to me, “Who’s Going To Remember Me With My Knickers On?”

Maybe SAMSON. What he managed to accomplish AFTER I cut his hair as Delilah was nothing short of extraordinary. It in fact inspired Prometheus to elevate him to God status. I am just very happy that my temper was not aroused to the point where I was forced to cut off his balls.

– WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN YOURSELF?

Prometheus: MY ANGER.

It has destroyed entire worlds & has even relocated a tribe or 3.

It is one of the very few creative energies that are often beyond even my control.

Pandora: My Vanity. With it I am weaker. Without it I could never Pandora be. I have less control of it, than it has of me. AND my Memory. The world & I remember far too much & for far too long.

– WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST ‘DEPLORE’ IN OTHERS?

Prometheus: Dying. It is just so rude.

And whatever trait it is that makes people believe that OTHERS have THEIR answers.

The crucial difference between Gods & Men is NOT that the Gods have more ANSWERS than men but fewer QUESTIONS to distract them.

Answers are endless and you can spend the rest of eternity looking for them, the elusive buggers.

Walk away from chasing answers and all that is left is time.

Pandora: A noticeable lack of IRONY & Whatever it is of the self loathing that makes people abuse Children & Animals.

– WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST EXTRAVAGENCE?

Prometheus: The Solar System. I couldn’t help myself, I got carried away a bit.

Pandora: Ruby Bridles & Fresh Pearl Saddles For Pegasus. And dressing the shores of all my lakes

With my array of magnificent swans.

– WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE JOURNEY?

Prometheus: From the beginning seed of an idea, to its germination and completion. And speaking of Germination, I want to reassure my love for the ‘Austrianation’ also. I love ALL my nations all over the wide fruited plains!

Pandora: Riding aback Pegasus, visiting my mother in Paradise. It is an awesome, breathtaking journey, the world & the heavens seen in all of their tangible glory!

I am also partial to the journey that transpires upon me entering your mind and wending my way towards your heart.

– WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER THE MOST OVER-RATED VIRTUE?

Prometheus: Obedience. If you have to teach it, you haven’t earned it.

And ‘Courage’, only cowards care about courage.

Pandora: Introspection. It almost never turns out well does it?

– ON WHAT OCCASION DO YOU LIE?

Prometheus: To the other Goddesses right before Pandora comes over. She is not one for being confined by ‘schedules’ if you know what I mean, and Yes, she DOES pronounce it “Shedules’ like other prominent Anglo elocutionists & their apologists are apt.

I am also prone to a little white lie or 2 if it nets me a gift basket. I have a weakness for gift baskets.

I gave you the WORLD itself. Is a little old gift basket a bit too much to expect as a bit of gratitude?

Pandora: To the other Goddesses before Prometheus comes over. He prefers arriving to a certain ambiance programmed to accommodate his illusions as it concerns OUR affair if you follow me. I love him, so I protect him. And he is always a bit embarrassed when he runs into one of his other bitches in my lair with her hair undone & her gasping within the confines of her cleavage, clasps & cups.

And I am never above lying for a good CREAM. A great moisturizer is certainly worth a little old harmless lie.

– WHAT DO YOU MOST DISLIKE ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE?

Prometheus: This chameleonic thing of mine. My complexion never quite stabilizes.

For whatever someone calls me, I become.

Pandora: My tits are too big! But I am expected to ‘feed the world’ (blah, blah, blah). Imagine if I hadn’t already given half of it to my good friend Dolly Parton! I should have been named at birth ‘Pandora Goetzer-Titzout’!

It took me a while to train my swans not to nibble on them as after meal treats.

Then again, it isn’t so bad that Prometheus goes mad for them, LOVES them,

Which is quite endearing considering he isn’t even Jewish.

(Although he DOES joke that his penis IS)!

– WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST DESPISE?

Prometheus: Living people cannot handle me despising them as whom I despise ceases to exist.

Pandora: Honey, I didn’t get to be thousands of years old by hanging on to those lower emotions for longer than I need to examine them. Now THAT was my Public Relations answer. If I despise anyone, I simply make them fall in love with me or one my maidens & ruin the plans they had for their lives. It never fails to work.

– WHICH WORDS OR PHRASES DO YOU MOST OVERUSE?

Prometheus: “Well I’ll be a Monkeys Uncle (but wait a second, I think I AM)!”

“Fuck ‘Em, How’s That?”,

“Yes, it IS Miraculous But Can It Be Monetized?”,

‘Oh My Crystal Methuselah!’,

‘LOOK, A FISH OUT OF ORDER’,

‘FEAR IS THE ADVENTURE’,

‘Shoot First & Ask Christian Slater’,

& ‘It Ain’t’ What You THINK It Is But It IS What It Looks Like”.

I also have a sign on the door of my office that reads:

‘IF I’M NOT WITH MOLLY, I’M WITH HOLLY OR POLLY

SO UNLESS YOU’RE THEIR UNCLE CHOLLY, OR CASTING

‘HELLO DOLLY’, KNOCKING ON THIS DOOR IS BAD FORM

& SHEER FOLLY’.

Pandora: ‘Anthropology’. As in “Your Mother Is SO OLD, She Only Feels Comfortable Dating Anthropologists. And ‘Archeology’ for much the same reason. And I probably abuse the phrase “Wait, I Did WHAT?”, a few too many times after awakening with a hangover.

I have been guilty more than a time or two for saying the old cliché:

“It Is Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature”, followed naturally by a well aimed thunderbolt or 2.

I USED to say “Let Them Eat Gluten Free Rice Cakes”, but I have mellowed a bit since.

Another one I use often is “Give It A Rest Honey, Even Yoko Would Say ‘O No’!”

And Prometheus gets a kick when I turn around and ask him, “Was That YOU, OR One Of My Volcanoes?” He knows that I once had a pretty intense affair with VESUVIUS.

Perhaps my MOST overused phrase is: ‘Payback Is Expensive, But The Price Of Justice Is Always Fair’.

Prometheus had to ask me to refrain from saying ‘Leaping Lizards’ because every time I did, a few more dinosaurs became extinct.

– WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST REGRET?

Prometheus: My Greatest Regret Is Grading The Egrets!

I might’ve given them a higher score.

Earth Shoes & Polyester Leisure Suits ?

And Failing to remind Noah to get the Unicorns On The Boat. Their places were taken up by the ‘Wooly Mammoths’ & where are those rascals now?

Pandora never forgave me for losing her Unicorns to the ravages of the flood. In exchange for fat furry pachyderms with a penchant for disappearing when the hard work was needed after the flood.

On a more positive note, the ‘Pachyderm-atologist’ made a fortune on the boat.

He even cured a mild skin rash that I had developed helping the animals aboard the ark.

Some of those bitches were feisty.

Pandora: Failing to convince Jesus that his ability to turn water into wine would make distracted alcoholics of his disciples. Did he listen? THEY NEVER LISTEN!

I always knew a few of those guys were suspect.

And I deeply regret not having come up with a ‘Cure for the Incurable Disease of Youth’.

Youth is an age of great discomfort & discombobulating desperados & It seems that surviving it is the only remedy.

And more than anything, I regret SOME OF THE THINGS THAT FELL FROM MY BOX,

INCLUDING REGRET ITSELF.

– WHAT OR WHO IS THE GREATEST LOVE OF YOUR LIFE?

Prometheus: Pandora. She slays me but she is the little death I must have daily.

Pandora: Pegasus. As for Prometheus, when he is a man, he is not quite enough but when he is a God, he is far too much. What’s a girl to do?

– WHEN & WHERE WERE YOU HAPPIEST?

Prometheus: At the dawn of Earth’s primordial sunrise. Its kind of been downhill after that.

And URANUS after midnight is a pretty safe bet. More comfortable than one might imagine.

Though somehow for most, it seems that getting IN is not quite as simple as getting OUT.

There is a pretty long waiting list to get in.

Pandora: Perhaps several minutes before you came?

Or Maybe With My Company of Swans on one of my many Lovely Moon Dipped Lakes. They bring out the BEST in me while Prometheus brings out the BEAST.

– WHICH TALENT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE?

Prometheus: The talent for forgetting.

What was the question again?

I would also like the ability to walk on water. It’s tough, although I am quite proud to say that I HAVE mastered the talent of skating quite comfortably on very, very thin ice.

The trick is in the ankles, Achilles taught me that.

I am also very adept at the rapidly vanishing discipline of ‘ADULT BURPING’.

Pandora: Forgiving. I am not very forgiving when crossed.

More practically, SWIMMING. With these humongous fun bags that are my ‘breasticles’ I hover & float more than swim, in fact, if I perchance to burp while in the water, it jet-skis me around the pond like a catamaran with an air leak.

– WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT STATE OF MIND?

Prometheus: Boiling in its constant roil to even out my toil.

Like a beaver, holding back the waters while tamping down the soil.

Pandora: Very New York & Quite Billy Joel.

Although much better than the time I told off a CYCLOPS & hurt his feelings for looking at me funny before I realized that he was, well…A Cyclops, poor thing.

– IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Prometheus: My Immortality. It is vastly overrated while Mortality is vastly underappreciated.

Pandora: I would become a person more forgiving of all conquering world heroes WHO LOSE MY UNICORNS TO A FLOOD HE KNEW IN ADVANCE WAS COMING, THAT is what I would change. The Unicorns were a gift to me from my mother to keep me company on this wretched pile of rocks called ‘Earth’. Even the Swans refused to speak to me for a while after the flood waters receded & the planet rebooted with everything BUT Unicorns.

– IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR FAMILY WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Prometheus: That my twin brother ‘Prosemetheus’ would stop stealing all my best lines.

Pandora: My family.

I was abandoned to my powers much too early.

– WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT?

Prometheus: You mean, AFTER creating the Earth, the Sun & the Moon?

Maybe creating Marijuana, though after that my memory blurs a bit.

Pandora: Convincing Prometheus to share Pegasus with me, our joint custody if you will.

And convincing the RAINBOW that it would look even more appealing as a simple curve.

It was shaped like a pretzel before.

– IF YOU WERE TO DIE AND COME BACK AS A PERSON OR THING, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE?

Prometheus: Warren Beatty’s penis !

Pandora: Pegasus, as free as the winds she rides. I have too much responsibility and never enough time.

As for Prometheus’ answer, please forgive him. He is one of those ‘Penis Mightier Than The Sword’ types. They are harmless, the lot of them. And far more ‘punning’ than cunning.

– IF YOU COULD CHOOSE WHAT TO COME BACK AS, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Prometheus: The SPHINX.

What a gig! And what does he do?

YOU TELL ME!

And STILL somehow it is a legend.

Pandora: I would come back as NOAH’S ARK so that I could have remembered to ask myself

“Hey, Where Are The ‘Effin Unicorns?” You know what I mean, How do you misplace only the most amazing creatures ever? Men are such idiots.

Concur with me & afterwards be well lunched!

– WHAT IS YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION?

Prometheus: The SUNDIAL that the Queens of Heaven gave me when I left,

& The KNOWLEDGE that I stood up to both GOD AND LUCIFER and did what I HAD TO DO to keep MINE together as I needed it to be. This knowledge became a tree in whose branches I have built a home & the foundation of my kingdom here on God’s pleasant green.

Pandora: My Soul. It is the great pearl of time, the PEARL OF GREAT PRICE.

It animates & informs all that I love and am moved by.

Without it, I am just another bitter old witch, too hateful to be loved, too passionate to be tamed.

– WHAT DO YOU REGARD AS THE LOWEST DEPTHS OF MISERY?

Prometheus: Answering to & living by laws that I did not myself create.

It is why I am not welcome in either Heaven Nor Hell.

It Is Their Loss.

But to be the ‘Lord Of The Middlegrounds’ was not quite the measure of my original dream.

Pandora: Running out of chocolates before running out of wine & Proust!

I do not allow myself to go TOO deep into misery. Just enough to appreciate

Why I am HERE and not THERE.

Misery is not my zip code & it isn’t good for my pores.

– WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE?

Prometheus: In A State Of ENNUI or Suspended Animation.

Pandora: Venus. I have estates there, but THIS world needs me more. And DUTY is my middle name. but don’t tell Prometheus, he thinks it’s ‘Judy’.

Meanwhile, I am very happy here in Madagascar,

When I’m not in St. Louis.

– WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OCCUPATION?

Prometheus: A Rock Star. It Rocks!

(Though I make my money from Real Estate & my Oil & Gas leases).

Pandora: A STRIPPER. I’ve invented & inspired whole systems of thought, customs & religions & myself created entire worlds, yet somehow, it still ain’t a party until I get my tits out.

Wait, on second thought, A Pizza Chef. Nobody doesn’t like a good Pizza. I invented pizza by the way, right after I invented chocolate cake, diet pills & birth control.

– WHAT IS YOUR MOST MARKED CHARACTERISTIC?

Prometheus: My special ‘Tarzan’ yell right before Pleasing Plummy Pandora’s Peach!

Pandora: My ‘Speech’. (:-)) As Prometheus likes to cryptically call it.

‘Spandora’s Speech’ he says, the silly bugger.

He claims to be in love with what he regards as my ‘sexy Spanish lisp’,

(Which I may have picked up during my years of exile in Lisbon, when I first told him I was a ‘THESPIAN’, he thought I was just a Lesbian with a Lisp).

That & naturally MY LEGENDARY MAGIC,

Which is BLACK OR WHITE depending on who YOU are.

– WHAT IS THE QUALITY YOU MOST LIKE IN A MAN?

Prometheus: Fidelity to the just causes of manhood.

Pandora: Not being a pussy.

Whatever happened to Valor, did it get mixed up with ‘Velour’?

It is a fabric nonetheless not stretched enough.

And being able to open the pickle jar without a smug smirk or the need for applause.

They deliberately make jars difficult for women to open, it’s a conspiracy.

It is why we love things that can be squeezed from tubes.

– WHAT IS THE QUALITY YOU MOST LIKE IN A WOMAN?

Prometheus: Complete, unmitigated and unquestioned adoration.

From the top down and from east to west.

Pandora: A JOY in being a Woman And ALL THAT IT MEANS & not just the same sense of victimization that keeps my brigades attached to ‘Movements’ instead of ‘Evolution’, which to be effective is always a personal process.

To BE A Victim may be a Consequence of CIRCUMSTANCE but to IDENTIFY as A Victim is a Choice, and not always a kind one.

– WHAT DO YOU MOST VALUE IN YOUR FRIENDS?

Prometheus: The values that they place back into the world.

That and being able & willing to hide my stash at a moments notice….

Pandora: Their ability to keep my trust. If one cannot trust one’s friends, what need does one have of them? Better to chop off their heads and put all doubts to bed. Mind you, I didn’t get to become and remain Pandora by being sentimental. Prometheus is in fact the more sentimental of us two.

I cannot afford to be, I have a planet to keep the wolves from tearing apart.

– WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE WRITERS?

Prometheus: Moses. He kept it simple, though he might have been an even better editor than a writer.

Neither was he a bad lawyer come to think of it.

And Dr. Seuss, who kept it real. And I have long admired ‘ISOSCELES’, who condensed his entire philosophy into a TRIANGLE.

I will always be both partial & indebted to the great GOETHE.

Pandora: Edna St Vincent Millay, William Butler Yeats, Christina Rossetti, Elizabeth Barret-Browning, Derek Wolcott, Emily Dickenson, Shakespeare, James Baldwin, Gore Vidal, The Bronte Sisters, Sappho, Eudora Welty, Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou, Joni Mitchell & Phillip K. Dick.

And all of the contributors to the KAMA SUTRA.

– WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE HERO OF FICTION?

Prometheus: The Duke of Earl, a most harmonious & agreeable fellow.

I would say CAPTAIN AMERICA, even though he tries to get away with using his ‘fictional’ status to get out of paying his taxes & gambling debts.

But Fiction or Factions, Superheroes or Submarines; WE ALL GOTTA PAY.

I don’t care if HE is real or not, ONLY that his MONEY is. Like the CHURCH OF ABSTRACT PHYSICS, we accept ALL denominations, as well as all major credit cards!

Pandora: Lady Guinevere. Make no mistake, she RAN that Round Table otherwise full of squares!

Poor King Arthur was off pissed in the woods most of the time.

Without her, there would have been no ROUND TABLE, just a wandering plank for a pub with some bleary eyed wankers passing themselves off as Knights’ stumbling & swearing through the woods.

I remain a very big fan of the MONA LISA.

Us ‘Madchens’ of the Milky Way know that the secret of her enigmatic smile is that she isn’t wearing any knickers. I think somehow LEONARDO caught ‘wind’ of this; he did have a great nose for art.

– WHO ARE YOUR HEROES IN REAL LIFE?

Prometheus: My father Zeus. We don’t get along, but I admire him more than any other. I know he loves me & that getting rid of me was all politics. I was a sacrifice to the other Gods, those privileged prissy assholes.

I also am quite proud of FIREMEN. But especially after having immortalized themselves in the VILLAGE PEOPLE lineups, which was a very smart vertical move.

Does this answer sound too gay?

Pandora: Prometheus. I give him hell BECAUSE I CAN and because no one else can. How he suffers BOTH me AND the world can only be fully appreciated by me & the other Goddesses, although trust me that I never allow any other to get as close to him as I do, it would upset the balance of the world.

I cannot help but mention my dear friend LEDA.

She it were who taught me how to listen to the spirit of the swans & their waves of heartbreak.

– WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE NAMES?

Prometheus: Anything too difficult for others to pronounce & Englebert Humperdinck, what a glorious name! I promised not to mention the personal identities of the ‘Sugar Plum Pharaohs’ but their names bring music to the ears.

I am also a HUGE fan of the ‘STONES’ so Mick & Keith are favorite names as well as FRED & BARNEY.

And I just love needling ‘APOLLO’ that his name can be easily translated into ‘A CHICKEN’,

Depending on your doses & measures.

Which in fact does at times serve to make ‘Apollo loco’.

Pandora: Hiawatha, Divina, Francesca, Shekinah, Madonna, Midas Welles, Chasen Ketchenegger, Rex Holmes, Peggy Sue Yoo, Oz Byotto, Joan Piercings, Connie Lindquist, Deborah Merilee Swallows, Ellen Holzer-Knowles, Samantha Goetzer-Titzout, Barbara Fonda-Cox & Ivana Joaquin-Closett.

Oprah, & Yoko Ono-Nottigan!

I also am quite fond of ‘Boy George Michael Jackson Brown’ & Gustav Marley.

I find the name SAPPHO endearing, as well as her brothers ‘Groucho’, ‘Zeppo’, ‘Chico’ & ‘Harpo’.

Was ‘The Marx Brothers & Sister Sappho’ too much for the marquee?

– WHAT IS IT THAT YOU MOST DISLIKE?

Prometheus: When critics fail to take CONTEXT into account. I mean I WAS A GREAT ‘KING LEAR’!

I studied hard & I nailed it!

So does it REALLY matter that they were actually doing HAMLET at the time?

I mean Shakespeare is just Shakespeare right?

Pandora: Being constantly reminded by Prometheus that I am SO OLD I once dated EARLY MAN.

I dislike CONTEXT.

It is too flexible for my taste.

– HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE?

Prometheus: Face down in Pandora’s BOX.

Pandora: Riding Pegasus while heading straight into the heart of the sun.

(While stuffing my face with chocolate syrup & banana pancakes. What a way to go)!

– WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Prometheus: ‘It Ain’t What You Think It Is, But It IS What It Looks Like’.

I fancy oblique sayings. After all, there is more than one way to skin a catholic!

‘Spare Me Your Dogma & I Won’t Run Over Your Cat With My Karma’.

Pandora: ‘There are many ways to Split the Atom but only ONE way to Split this Madame’!

But more seriously, “Chi Mi Cerca Mi Trova” which means, ‘Who Looks For Me Finds Me’.

AND WE BOTH LIKE: ‘Seek & Ye Shall Find (But NOT Around Here)’.

And This Has Been A ‘Fish Out Of Order’ Presentation

For ‘Shoot First & Ask Christian Slater’ Productions

& TreeHouse Publishing, Milano Italia.

END OF PART UNO.

NOTE: This next missing portion was entitled PRAVDA & PROMETHEUS but was broken into and seized by Russian Hackers.

An earlier version that had been labeled ‘Putin On The Ritz’ was a result of Chinese Hackers, ‘apparently’.

PEGASUS SPEAKS!

(While the Sugar Plum Pharaohs Dance & Tchaikovsky Disappears).

Pegasus arrives late from betting on the horses, a favorite pastime.

Here are some excerpts from a conversation overheard between the POPE & Pegasus.

Pegasus: A squeeze, a little booze, some blues & a snooze if you please is what I can use. I mean after all, the only difference between ‘Whores’ & ‘Horse’ is your hearing (& the generosity of your heart)!

AND THUS COMMENCES OUR CHAT WITH THE GREAT WHITE HORSE WHO FLIES!

PEGASUS: So like my good friend the SERPENT would cheekily say,

“Go Ahead & Asp Me Anything”!

Pope Tchaikovsky: Do You Have A Credo?

PEGASUS: No, but I DO have a condo in Miami!

If I have learned anything it is this: ‘A WISE MAN WITHOUT REGRETS IS JUST A SMART ASS’.

Pope Thelonious: Do You Keep Any Pets?

PEGASUS: No, I don’t have the time. I DO hang out with quite a few COCKY SPANIARDS

In my spare time. I like dogging them about their attitude, A catalyst for dogma chasing your karma around.

Pope John Paul 33 RPM: Where were you born initially ?

PEGASUS: MY FIRST OR ‘VIRGIN BIRTH was in Persia, but when the civilization changed, I RAN.

Pope Alexander: How do you gender indentify?

PEGASUS: I am a transfigured being, which entails that I have evolved beyond the need to place myself within the confines of a duality, which is a HUMAN DIMENSIONAL NEXUS INTERFACE

PORTAL/GATEWAY. I serve in Prometheus & Pandora BOTH the masculine archetype AND the seminal female profile so it suits THEM and my service best that I be one who encompasses the fluidity of gender necessary to be to each of my masters WHAT SERVES THEIR EMOTIONS BEST

Since it is from their emotions that the rough matter of all new worlds are aroused to creation.

I am also neutered in a form whereby sexual identification no longer applies to me, which in fact makes my job much easier. I encounter fewer distractions & can pour more energy into my service, which greatly expands my flying range as it extends likewise my curiosity & knowledge.

Were I not neutered, I would be more grounded.

Being too grounded affects my service.

Pope George Ringo: Then why are not Prometheus & Pandora likewise not transfigured ?

PEGASUS: They Are !

They are transfigured as what suits their natures best. For Prometheus to be ANYTHING but Mars

In transit would be a waste & mockery of his tactile & exuberant form. He is not a faun, but he is in fact & deed a manifestation of the FIRE that he himself promotes.

Yet, it would also be safe to say that since he broke the wheel of Heaven & was cast out, he CRYSTALIZED, and since Hell would not accept him, he would find no easy way to work his way out of the proverbial ICE he was frozen in, save for what fires he himself ignited.

By the time Heaven realized the great cost of his absence, Prometheus had grown too used to his own space & the life his shadow created for others on the path of rediscovering their own light.

Meanwhile, He is ANYTHING but gender fluid. You keep YOUR fluids, he’ll keep his, is how HE thinks, And he is never not a friend for those who stand up for themselves.

Pandora is cut from the same cloth if tailored by another hand.

Her feminine contentment & pride are the purple stuff of legend.

She understands that human breeding depends upon the strength & courage she inspires in women,

Whom she naturally regards as the RATIONAL GENDER.

She is clear that “Only Strong Souls Take Those Roles”.

I am apt to agree (if not concur).

For HER to ‘transfigure’ beyond where time needs her would be a disservice to humanity.

SHE LOVES BEING FEMININE, yet neither does she allow anyone besides HERSELF to determine what ‘feminine’ is, which she sees as entirely HER prerogative & not to be bartered.

She uses the energy of SEX to weave the spells that keep her tribes marching on.

LOVE IS A TRICK of Shadow & Flame & A Very Useful & Civilizing One.

Pope Alexander: You serve as a muse to the arts as well ?

PEGASUS: Yes.

Art inspires & who supports it is inspired & blessed by it in kind.

At this point however I ONLY MAKE MUSIC to get the ZUGEBRIAN TIME LORDS to reevaluate how they run the ‘program’ & to ADVANCE THE ALGORITHMS that are tied & chained to the people, which in effect surrounds them like an electronic gate & keeps them in an ever downward spiral of consciousness, spending their lives LOOKING for answers instead of LIVING them.

Life is a Cabaret Old Chum but it is also a VORTEX.

I am attempting to EXPAND THE RABBIT HOLE if you will, since it is impossible to avoid.

After all, “I’VE GOT THE WORLD ON A STRING”, but most of it is tied up in knots.

Pope Emma: Can you tell me what started the rift between APOLLO & Prometheus ?

PEGASUS: You mean before or AFTER Prometheus had already seduced away more than a dozen of Apollo’s muses ?

It MIGHT have something to do with the fact that upon a more serene time, Lord Apollo had A COURT OF 33 MUSES. He now has 9, & Pandora was once one of them.

PEGASUS: Wait, did you say RIFT or ‘Riff’?

Pope Tchaikovsky: ‘Rift’ she said.

PEGASUS: Oh, OK, because there was in fact also a RIFF that came between the 2, &

When Prometheus gave the riff to Chuck Berry APOLLO was incensed!

Pope John Paul 33 RPM: Ouch!

PEGASUS: YOU BET ‘YA.

Although Apollo actually DOES have more than 9, he has learned since about bragging of his totals.

Not all of them went with Prometheus, some scattered and went their own way, set up their own franchises. A few escaped to Neptune’s Net, some to Lucifer’s Lair & the rest drifted to the orbits of Pandora & Prometheus, where they work to inspire harmony & ideas as well as MISCHIEF whenever appropriate.

You see, ‘APPROPRIATE MISCHIEF’ well utilized can greatly speed up the evolutionary arc, it being not wise to butter the bread of men on one side alone.

It goes without repeating that the loss of Pandora shook Apollo to his celestial roots. But her boots were made for walking as surely as Mercury’s winged heels were made for tap shoes & Fred Astaire.

There is also an old beef between Prometheus & Apollo about the claim as to who deserves credit for KEITH RICHARDS. Dionysus is also involved in this beef.

Pope Alexander: So are the Gods of Olympus Actual or Mere Archetypes?

PEGASUS: I BEG YOU PARDON SIR, WE ARE NOT ‘MERE’ anything.

Which reminds me of a story I heard once while in the beautiful Bavarian Black Forest.

Hansel & Gretel were walking blissfully through the woods when Gretel was startled by

A beast swiftly running past.

Upon investigation, Hansel noticed what it was.

He intones triumphantly to his beloved Gretel, “But Liebschen, It’s Just A Rabbit!”

And upon hearing this, the rabbit quickly doubles back around FUMING, scurries up to Hansel

& asks rather indignantly: “HEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘JUST’ A RABBIT?”

The question that might concern others is “AM I REAL” or just a figment of someone ‘ELSE’S imagination & set of circumstances. Were we not real, would we still be discussed? We do not EVER call into question our own reality without expecting that very same reality to be challenged.

Only a blind man challenges his sleep and expects it not to disturb his dream.

Though even the Gods are most ‘real’ when working. “Into Each Reign A Little Life Must Fall”.

Pope Emma: Does this transfiguration apply to tribes?

PEGASUS: Yes, naturally. We can all easily shapeshift into the appearance that most inspires those to whom we appear. When a tribe needs our participation, NOT ALWAYS but more often than not WE BLEND IN. To gain their trust. RACE is a pseudo-science, a false construct for HERDING only.

It is a YOUNG SOUL conceit that we indulge while souls are maturing to more expansive levels of exchange.

THERE IS ONE RACE.

The Human Race, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

All are TRIBES that came from the ONE.

Pope Alexander: Why do the White Tribes seem favored ?

PEGASUS: They were the LAST GROUP DEVELOPED & it was necessary to pour the attention upon them as they have received. They were being raised.

The other groups have been here a lot longer and were asked to assist if willing.

Naturally some were quite reluctant & many were very jealous as they had forgotten what it was like to be showered with the attention assigned to the infants coming up through the process of maturity & growth.

The last ones are always the most spoiled.

Pope Emma: The numbers of the white tribes are in decline. Does that concern you?

PEGASUS: It did initially. Since it shows a corresponding lack of confidence in the program. But I have come to believe that if their numbers are decreasing, it is because THEY want the decrease.

It is THEIR journey. They can have as many or as few of themselves as possible. Once one masters a certain level of fear, being a RARITY becomes more appealing than having to maintain a MAJORITY, which are usually preferred for the protection it provides.

Whatever they decide Lord Prometheus is obliged to respect.

How many of ANYONE do we need to know that they are ‘IN THE HOUSE’ if you will ? And THIS is what they are now getting together.

And please understand that there is NO TRIBE on Earth that we cannot breed back onto the planet within 2 generations at most. So WERE the white tribes to disappear, within no more than 2 shakes of a horses tail they could be re-engineered back again. NO PROBLEM.

WE DO NOT PLAY GAMES WITH THE People’s Choice!

Yet, it is always wise to remember this admonition:

“If You Plan On Waking Up & Walking Through,

Pray The ANGELS Get To You Before The SAINTS Do”.

Pope George Ringo: From where do you come originally?

PEGASUS: I was a gift to Prometheus from the God MERCURY.

I have no lineage because “WHAT’S MOM IS YOURS” & it would be impossible to achieve some of what I am capable of were I encumbered by a lineage, which would serve to make me responsible for a lot of energy I myself never created & for which I have no need.

And for this reason some of your human heroes arrive either fatherless or motherless if you will.

Not for EVERYONE is a father necessarily a good karma. For some YES a great blessing, but for others, a father can be a burden. As can a misaligned mother figure which maketh of a man a misanthrope of misery & a paupers’ pool of pity.

And for those whom no father has intellectually disenfranchised, MUCH POSITIVE PROGRAMMING MAY BE ACHIEVED that meets up with much less force of rebuttal & negative counter programming. Father entities can be quite possessive & may have little mind for higher logic.

At the same time is the reality that, for most beings, the lack of a history would be most unappealing to their journey. I have no journey, only a PATH & STILL A VERY LONG WAY TO GO.

To answer your question as specifically as I can, I literally was created from the magic of Mercury’s QUICKSILVER. And I used to drive his chariot. Which made me his original ‘Quicksilver Messenger Service’!

Pope Francesco: “Hey, What’s Going On, Is Someone Calling My Name?”

PEGASUS: It’s alright Papa, go back to sleep, I’ve got this!

Pope Francis: “And ‘IF JONI CALLS’, tell her I’m with the Dalai Lama. And that I prefer she call me ‘Francesco’. I’m an Argentinean, NOT A WELSHMAN for crying out loud!

OR, she can call me ‘Popovich’, I like being called that.”

PEGASUS: OK PAPA, I will, now get back to your sheep & start counting. We don’t want to lose any now do we ? Good night & pleasant dreams & stay well rested for Jesuit schemes!

Pope Emma: It must be a LOT of pressure being Pope Francesco.

PEGASUS: TRUE.

But If You Know What You Are Doing, You Don’t Have To Do As Much.

Pope Alexander: Are the times ever as confusing for you as they are for us?

PEGASUS: NO.

But I am also quite clear that LIFE DOESN’T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE, IT JUST HAS TO WORK.

And if it makes too much sense, we lose the mystery & the magic inside the mystery,

THE TENSION INSIDE THE SWEETNESS, because the ‘Mystery is My Story explaining itself to me as I live it!

And the beauty of life lies in as much what she reveals as what she conceals until.

Pope Emma: The darker tribes are catching a lot more hell these days.

PEGASUS: They always do. The ‘Devil’ (if you will) is jealous of their souls, which they refuse to surrender, so he abuses them.

HE’S A BITCH & His policies reflect that.

And to whom hell wishes to dominate, it first confuses. It irks Lucifer that the Venusian tribes know who they are and where they are from. They are a more Zeus friendly crew.

They are CLEAR who their father is & that it isn’t The Devil, which gets up under his pores somewhat & steams him. And since they deny him full possession, he makes sure to deny them the history they have truly created from the mists of the starched pages of forgotten history & earned.

Mind you, this is only a problem in the short term, as for the long term, it is just another level of a recurring dream that will end upon the time it is no longer useful to the overall process of evolution.

These are after all just ‘Evolution Games’.

The tribes of darker hue, who from the original ‘Blue Gods’ stem, are keenly aware of the difference between ‘PLAYERS & GAMERS’.

They understand that the Satanic Negative forces can only ‘Game’ them because An Awakened Spirit CANNOT BE ‘PLAYED’.

We can only know what we know, the rest is what we CHOOSE to believe.

Pope Emma: What is it like to be a flying horse?

PEGASUS: I can ONLY relate to the question, “What is it like NOT to be a horse”.

As many tribes find, accepting labels & profiles inhibits a larger sense of liberation & expansion into a much greater ideal. The politics of SELF IDENTITY are an ongoing concern because the TIME LORDS cannot otherwise ‘weaponize’ human emotions against its own logic & memory. And by accepting the definitions that OTHERS assign to what they fear, it serves to destabilize the very continuums from which we gain our sustenance & strength as well as the intimations of past, present & future analysis.

It is always a good idea to remember that whoever we are, we are always connected to SO MUCH MORE

THAN WHAT CAN BE FITTED ON A TOMBSTONE.

We give too much of ourselves away when we allow others to label us, while we are far too battered to be trusted to label ourselves anything other than that which would betray the trauma endured.

THE ZOOATHALON is more than willing to accommodate however YOU envision yourself, since your imagination is as much a part of who you are as your indoctrination insists on being.

In the Zooathalon, the SCARIEST MONSTER we face is our conception of our own MORTALITY.

While at the same time acknowledging that there is EVEN IN ZOOATHALON NO CURE for the most incurable disease of all, ‘YOUTH’, except to suffer it by soldiering through & hoping that enough of us remains to pass on through to the other side, IF WE MAKE IT!

Pope Alexander: So, sorry to ask again, but you recognize no mother? You have a lot of ‘mother’ wit.

PEGASUS: Listen, if I had a mother, she would be SO OLD, she wouldn’t be able to go to a DOCTOR for a checkup, she’d have to go to an ANTHROPOLOGIST.

SHE WOULD BE SO OLD, she’d only date Archeologists.

So Old, her Mommy would be a Mummy.

Pope John Paul 33 RPM: Who are the SUGAR PLUM PHARAOHS?

PEGASUS: That is a more appropriate question for the SPHINX.

Shall he be fetched?

I am told to inform you by him that the Sugar Plum Pharaohs are an association of Zugebrian Time Lords who serve a ‘neutral’ supporting role for all portions of the Zooathalon. For inner security purposes more cannot be revealed. They are neither black nor white in their matrix programming but ‘grey’ if you will, & are like quantum mechanics of the astral & nuclear levels of inner dimensional mathematics.

And on their own personal meditational levels, they practice an ethos that is summed up loosely by the idea that ‘WHO IS WILLING TO LOVE THE DEVIL IN ANOTHER, CURES THE DEMONS IN HIS OWN SOUL’. And ‘What Doesn’t Curse, Cures’.

And from them I came across the maxim that ‘WHAT IS NOT NEEDED, IS NOT WASTED’.

As well as, ‘WHO FALLS, FLIES’.

I gained from them the understanding that ‘The Greater Visionary Is Not The One Who Sees The FUTURE But The PAST More Clearly’.

And that, ‘Things Change As WE Do’.

Their philosophy such as can be surmised assumes that ‘WHAT IS NOT A CONTRADICTION IS Neither Vital NOR ALIVE’.

They are a pretty serious association of efficient fair minded fellows but they certainly know how to get their ‘party on’, if you know what I mean! And they spread the idea that the

‘Ultimate Rebel Is He Who Is Most Content’.

I’ve got to suspend this transmission temporarily because much of my consciousness & I are required elsewhere at this time. Until my solar return please address your inquiries or any other lunar processing towards our good friend Raoul ‘Cerebral’ Cortez at the State Department OR ‘Rico Porter, the Puerto Rican’ at N.A.S.A.

And one may direct one’s attention to Mr. ‘Iggy’ Noble at the Dept. Of The Army Corps of Engineers.

And if by chance you have made contact with the notorious Time Lord ‘Chasen Ketchenegger’, RUN. He IS The ‘ZUGEBRIAN’ & KNOWS Who You Are!

IF YOU MAKE CONTACT WITH HIM,

Pray that the SUGAR PLUM PHARAOHS get to you first !

This has been a ‘Fish Out Of Order’ Production

Edited by W. Marmoset Yarn & W.B. Yikes!

For Shoot First & Ask Christian Slater Productions

For TreeHouse Publishing, Milano Italia,

May 18th, Spring 2017.

A shout out of respects to our good friends ‘Cole Digger’, ‘Oliver Boozer’, ‘Oliver Munney’ & family counselor ‘Rex Holmes’.

END OF PART TWO.

This concludes this presentation of our TreeHouse Transmission.