They Do It
They Do It
They Do It
Do It, Do It
(x2)

THE KINGS OF AVALON
THEY’VE GOT THEIR
PIPE & SLIPPERS ON
THEY RUN THE NIGHT
THEY KEEP IT TIGHT &
KEEP THEIR OPERATIONS
LIGHT

THE JACKS OF HACKENSACK
LIKE TALKING BACK
LIKE TALKING SMACK
ON THE RADIO
ON THE PATIO
IN A VIDEO
OR THE RODEO

They Do It
They Do It
They Do It
Do It Do It.
(x2)

THE KINGS OF AVALON
MAKE MILITARY MADNESS ON
THE POPULATION’S
FRUSTRATION
WITH MENTAL
MASTURBATION

THE BARBERS OF SEVILLE
THEY TRIED TO BAPTIZE
ME & SAVE ME
FROM THE PILLS
THE DOCTOR
GAVE ME
WHEN I WAS
GOING CRAZY

They Do It
They Do It,
They Do It
Do It Do It
(x2)

THE KINGS OF AVALON
WANNA ZOOM ZOOM
IN A POOM POOM
FOR THE BOOM BOOM
FOR THE YUM YUM
FOR THE TASTY TONGUE
FOR THE NASTY FUN

THE JACKS OF HACKENSACK
THEY TRAVEL OFF
THE BEATEN TRACK
THEY TAKE THE SHOVEL
TO THE GRAVEL
TO BRING THE ROAD UP
TO YOUR LEVEL

They Do It,
They Do It,
They Do It
Do It Do It

THE KINGS OF AVALON
THEY GOT A SWEET TOOTH
FOR DESTRUCTION &
A NUCLEAR ERECTION &
A BLOOD LUST FOR
AFFECTION

THE BARBERS OF SEVILLE
LIKE CHEMICALS
& ALCHEMY
THEY’RE CYNICAL
BUT THEY AGREE
THAT WE SHOULD LOOK
BUT NEVER SEE

They Do It
They Do It
They Do It
Do It Do It
(x2)

THE KINGS OF AVALON
WORK WITH
THE QUEENS OF BABYLON
& WITH
THE JACKS OF HACKENSACK
THEY STAB THE BARBERS
IN THE BACK!
They Do It
They Do It
They Do It
Do It Do It

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