DON’T TAKE ME
TO THE JAILHOUSE
DON’T MEET ME
AT THE COURTHOUSE
JUST TAKE ME
TO THE PLAYHOUSE
JUST TAKE ME

I SETTLED MY DEBTS &
I BOUGHT MYSELF A VAN
WITH BUMPER STICKERS
OF MY FAVORITE BANDS
ASS, GAS, OR GRASS
THEY SAY THAT
NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
& DICHOTOMY WON’T
MAKE A DICK OUT OF ME

IF THIS VAN IS A-ROCKIN’
DON’T BOTHER KNOCKIN’
IF THIS VAN IS A-MOVIN’
IT’S ‘CAUSE OF WHAT WE’RE DOIN’
IF THIS VAN IS A-ROCKIN’
JUST KEEP A-WALKIN’
& YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT
WHEN YOU START A-TALKIN’

DON’T TAKE ME
TO THE JAILHOUSE
DON’T MEET ME
AT THE COURTHOUSE
JUST TAKE ME
TO THE PLAYHOUSE
JUST TAKE ME

SHE PULLED ME OVER
A COP IN A ONE HORSE TOWN
& LUCKILY THERE WAS
NO ONE ELSE AROUND
SHE GAVE ME A TICKET
& SHE GAVE ME HER
POINT OF VIEW
THEN I SUGGESTED
SOMETHING
THAT WE COULD DO

IF THIS VAN IS A-ROCKIN’
DON’T BOTHER KNOCKIN’
IF THIS VAN IS A-MOVIN’
IT’S ‘CAUSE OF WHAT WE’RE DOIN’
IF THIS VAN IS A-ROCKIN’
JUST KEEP A-WALKIN’
& YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT
WHEN YOU START A-TALKIN’

DON’T TAKE ME
TO THE JAILHOUSE
DON’T MEET ME
AT THE COURTHOUSE
JUST TAKE ME
TO THE PLAYHOUSE
JUST TAKE ME

IT AIN’T VAN MORRISON,
LUTHER VANDROSS
OR VAN McCOY
IT AIN’T VANCOUVER
A PLACE THAT I ENJOY
SHE SAID SHE’D HANDCUFF
& ARREST ME IF WE
UNDRESSED
& I FAILED TO PLEASE
SO HELP ME VAN GOGH,
VAN DYKE & VANITY

IF THIS VAN IS A-ROCKIN’
DON’T BOTHER KNOCKIN’
IF THIS VAN IS A-MOVIN’
IT’S ‘CAUSE OF WHAT WE’RE DOIN’
IF THIS VAN IS A-ROCKIN’
JUST KEEP A-WALKIN’
& YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT
WHEN YOU START A-TALKIN’

IF THIS VAN IS A-ROCKIN’
DON’T BOTHER KNOCKIN’
IF THIS VAN IS A-MOVIN’
IT’S ‘CAUSE OF WHAT WE’RE DOIN’
IF THIS VAN IS A-ROCKIN’
JUST KEEP A-WALKIN’
& YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT
& YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT
& YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT
WHEN YOU START A-TALKIN’

DON’T TAKE ME
TO THE JAILHOUSE
DON’T MEET ME
AT THE COURTHOUSE
JUST TAKE ME
TO THE PLAYHOUSE
JUST TAKE ME

DON’T TAKE ME
TO THE JAILHOUSE
DON’T MEET ME
AT THE COURTHOUSE
JUST TAKE ME
TO THE PLAYHOUSE

JUST TAKE ME
JUST TAKE ME
JUST TAKE ME
JUST TAKE ME..

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